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The Old Lady and three guys by ~ashleywhttkr:iconashleywhttkr:



3 Guys on the Plane & The Old Lady on the Ground

On board a plane, there were three guys!
The pilot dares the first guy to throw an apple out of the plane.
The first guy pulls out an apple and tosses it out the plane.
On the ground an old lady is walking along a sidewalk,
and sees a girl crying.

The lady asks, "What are you crying about, my dear?"
The girl responds and says, "I was walking home when an apple fell out of the sky and hit me on the head."

On board the plane, the pilot dares the second guy to toss a brick out of the plane.
The second guy picks up a brick and tosses it out of the plane.
On the ground the Old Lady is walking still and sees a man grasping his foot.

The lady asks, "Oh my, what happened to your foot?"
The man responds and says, "I was walking along and this brick fell out of the sky and landed on my big toe."

On board the plane the pilot dares the third guy to throw a bomb out of the plane.
Oddly enough the man is carrying a bomb and throws it out the plane.
On the ground the Old Lady is still walking along and sees two boys laughing.

She asks one of the boys, "What seems to be so funny, here?
One of the boys responds and says, "When my friend farted, that house blew up!"
©2009 ~ashleywhttkr
:iconashleywhttkr:

Author's Comments

Hey,
Been like nearly two years since I uploaded anything, sorry for not being around.

Anyway a quick joke that I tell my friends at school and seem to enjoy all the time.

Hope ya' like! :D

There was originally meant to be three people from different parts of the world to be the three guys, but I didn't include them to avoid offending anyone.

This is (C) to myself.

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